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Failed Romantic Encounters #7

by Therese Elaine

I made you a cake!!
...oh...you should have mentioned that
walnuts can kill you.

02/04/2010

Author's Note: My ex's grandmother was forever baking him things or trying to get him things that had walnuts in them -and he was highly allergic to them. Which of course, made me think Grandma was a lot sharper than anyone guessed!

Posted on 02/05/2010
Copyright © 2024 Therese Elaine

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Ken Harnisch on 02/05/10 at 01:49 AM

lol...you my dear have a devious streak in you...i love it.:)

Posted by Angie Jenkins on 02/05/10 at 01:57 AM

Ha! This made me laugh. Love it :)

Posted by Nicole D Gregory on 02/05/10 at 02:21 AM

Hahahahaha... We have a saying in my family "To hell with the granma". Long story and not nearly as funny as this. Yah, granma's have years of practice...so us young'ns...either need to watch our backs or take notes! FANTASTIC!!! Good thoughts being sent your way -> TOMORROW IS FRIDAY! Granma's can't kill that! ~N

Posted by Rachel Bennett on 02/05/10 at 03:52 AM

How tragic! =)

Posted by George Hoerner on 02/05/10 at 01:49 PM

What we can't do with words we do with cake. Great write lady.

Posted by Joan Serratelli on 02/05/10 at 06:11 PM

I think this is definetly the best. Made me smile. (I think I'll start baking right now- it might just solve ALL my problems :-)

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