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They Call Me the Goat.
by V. Blakei've got my ear to ground, Terry.
i've got a henchman in every shadow.
i don't even need to buy the votes anymore;
bribery took a backseat to sheer intimidation
after i made it so abundantly clear
what happens to those who would seek to defy me.
i think you've probably noticed
just how many Pathetic members
have been disappearing lately.
but i swear,
the voodoo dolls are just for show.
although, you surely must agree
that the resemblances are rather striking.
and though my dice aren't loaded, friend,
you'd do well not to make the same assumption
about my Tommy gun.
so, for your sake, let's just say that
i'd rate this poem highly if i was you.
01/24/2010 Author's Note: Poemuary entry #24. Re: Vince Blake Must Be Stopped by Terry Olynik.
Posted on 01/25/2010
Copyright © 2024 V. Blake
| Member Comments on this Poem |
| Posted by Rachel Bennett on 01/25/10 at 12:48 AM As a loyal follower, I approve this message.
Pick your sides, everybody. |
| Posted by Therese Elaine on 01/25/10 at 01:09 AM I can't stop laughing at the two of you -and I had this visual of newspaper headlines "Mass Number of Poets Gone Missing!" Ah, it's nice to see good-tempered banter between fellow members, especially when done as well as you are capable of doing it -and of course, Terry as well! |
| Posted by Michael Smith on 01/25/10 at 01:09 AM Vince, I'm sorry Mate, but I don't find this the least bit amusing. Lately, I've been getting the impression that you've le... %&!# WHAT was that? --AGH!-- Dang, my hand! Huh? What the... "Brilliant" "Outstanding Flow" "Vivid" "Memorable" ... <click> what the heck is going on here?!?
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| Posted by Nanette Bellman on 01/25/10 at 01:57 AM Ball's back in Terry's court and looks like it's going to be hard to come back. |
| Posted by Terry Olynik on 01/25/10 at 04:53 AM As the "Master Of Time, Space & Water Pressure", your empty threats amuse me (although I must warn you my 23 pound attack cat Stella has a less liberal funny bone). That crap game in Jersey, when you somehow sevened using only one die, has not been forgotten my friend. Enjoy your current intimidation over Pathetic's more fragile members. The offer of government cheese for votes will soon lose it's lustre. |
| Posted by Michael Defries on 01/25/10 at 05:21 AM It's funny and brings it back to the Al Capone days with a new twist of Atlantic city mob boss mentality. Being an Italian myself I can appreciate this. So I gotta ask, "What's it to you, eh? |
| Posted by Amie Golda on 01/25/10 at 08:41 AM My lot's been cast with the goat! Therefore I agree with this. My side has been chosen and I confess: we do have a conspiracy that involves voodoo ;) |
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