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Cheap V.I.A.G.R.A.
by Jersey D GibsonInterest me in your petty wares,
inflame my desires.
Tell me how I can make my penis longer,
proving that I'm not a liar.
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tell me what I want to hear.
Boggle me with that APR that last 12 months,
inflating interest I need not fear.
Test subjects of polls,
consumers blithely filling their roles.
Stimulate and pay out,
the rollbacks are rolling down the hill.
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bigger breasts, Botox, lose 100 pounds.
Medical miracle discovered! Rogain;
only the test rats know what we've found.
She's barely legal, just watch her strip
in front of her birthday cake.
Medicinal marijuana that comes in pill form,
in all sorts of shapes and sizes to take.
Test subjects of lies,
replace my organs, psuh back my demise.
Caffine junkie with a quadruple espresso in a shot glass,
living dangerously with a safeword.
A pyramid scheme to our own demise,
is it so lonely at the top?
Cell phones that do everything but call,
do we know when to stop?
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ask your doctor about the purple pill.
I need Prozac to handle my Seconal addiction,
digital Messiah coming in for the kill.
Test subjects in line,
sheep huddled, huddled masses.
Global marketing propeganda advertisement wars,
victims, aren't we all?
01/16/2010
Author's Note: Some random junk e-mails made me think of this. They were:
Cheap V.1.A.G.R.A
Canadian Pharmacy Wants You!
Sindee has sent you a message on Facebook (I swear I have no idea who this is...)
Are you satisfied with how "big" you are?
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Any mispellings are not the fault of the author. The clicking of the delete button, on the other hand, was.
Posted on 01/15/2010
Copyright © 2024 Jersey D Gibson
| Member Comments on this Poem |
| Posted by Therese Elaine on 01/15/10 at 11:03 PM Hahaha this is a fun and also blatantly honest examination of spam email...I am always a fan of the "Do you want to date a rich, good-looking, intelligent man/woman?" ones...as if anybody is actually going to say, "Mmmm, no thanks -given the choice, I'd rather have poor, homely and simple!!" |
| Posted by Michael Smith on 01/16/10 at 01:36 AM "living dangerously with a safeword". I nearly cacked myself... I laughed out loud twice during the reading of this, despite it's inherently sad lesson. Laughed a third time with your comment. Great fun! Thanks.
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