She said that my services were no longer needed,
I guess that I was of really no service at all.
She said that the company was moving in a different direction,
I could have simply banged her HR head against the wall.
She said to please fill out this exit interview,
I said that I'd just rather leave the building.
She stated that I had to sign that paper, right here,
I mentioned that I was just not that compliant, or willing.
She said that you must sign this to get your final check,
I told her about Direct Deposit, and that I'd rather wring her neck.

12/30/2009

Author's Note: ... from an old job, long ago, in a land far away.....

Posted on 12/31/2009
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