Me pocket watch a tickin’…
tain’t never too late,
tain’t never too late.

And Al, she says,
“If your dang thing’s crippled,
git your dang thing fixled!”

So’s I struts me stuff,
such as it bees,
to the CVS store
for some magic beans.

Bedazzled if I is,
bedazzled if I isn’t,
I declare this holiday
ta celebrate the risen!

Al, my burnin' hunk,
I’m still your shakin' Elvis,
I got me joint a jumpin'
so climb aboard me pelvis!

Oh lordy,
Vivaaaaa, Viagra!
lordy,
Vivaaaaa, Viagra!
Lady luck
please let dem dice stay hot!

12/08/2009

Author's Note: This is so beautiful, I weep.

Posted on 12/09/2009
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