by Dan Garcia-Black

Homemade moonshine
May cause blindness
Cigarette smoke
May cause lung cancer
Steak Tartare
May contain E-coli bacteria
May cause suicidal depression
Gasoline fumes
May cause dizziness and birth defects
Indoor Barbeque
May cause carbon monoxide death
Raw Oysters
May contain deadly norovirus
Fugu Blowfish sushi
May cause fatality, if improperly prepared
Whipped Cream
May cause high-cholesterol heart attack
Peanut Butter Sandwiches
May contain nuts and kill those with allergies

Damn! All the stuff I love
Is poison.
Maybe, Baby,
that explains why

I fell in love with you.


Author's Note: SPDW (Same Poem Different Words)

Posted on 08/09/2009
Copyright © 2020 Dan Garcia-Black

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by A. Paige White on 08/09/09 at 05:33 PM

My swedish chain saw instructions warn not to stop the chain with my genitals.
I love my baby too.

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