Homemade moonshine
May cause blindness
Cigarette smoke
May cause lung cancer
Steak Tartare
May contain E-coli bacteria
Absinthe
May cause suicidal depression
Gasoline fumes
May cause dizziness and birth defects
Indoor Barbeque
May cause carbon monoxide death
Raw Oysters
May contain deadly norovirus
Fugu Blowfish sushi
May cause fatality, if improperly prepared
Whipped Cream
May cause high-cholesterol heart attack
Peanut Butter Sandwiches
May contain nuts and kill those with allergies

Damn! All the stuff I love
Is poison.
Maybe, Baby,
that explains why

I fell in love with you.

08/09/2009

Author's Note: SPDW (Same Poem Different Words)

Posted on 08/09/2009
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