Rapped by: Nici G
*(White Girl input by: Nicole D Gregory)

This is sumthin off the cuff
but could be true
It’s an updated version
bout a bear named Pooh

He was out of control
Gangsta run’n round the
Hundred Acre Wood
beat’n on the doors of his
homies in the hood

They claim he was pack’n
say he was stuff’d wit fluff’n
His drug of choice was honey
So don’t be get’n in his way
He only cares bout one thang
and you don’t mean jack
*(…oh… what rhymes with fluff’n?)
Got it… roll…
And your life don’t count
foh nuth’n
*(did I just negate that?)

So if he’s get’n up in the a m
and his tummy iz rumblin’
BETTA HAVE HIS HONEY
Or he’s gonna go whak
He may be a little guy but
I bet’cha rethink his size
when he’s break’n your knee cap

Gonna find yourself a mess
when he comes knock’n
unless yuz part of this crew
That’s a donkey, a rabbit and
a kanga called Roo
and everyone’s freak’n
when they see that
crazy-bouncy Tigger, too

Now hear this
I ain’t finished yet
Got me some other things to do,
but its dedicated to JJ
who wants a gritty re-write
and my brother, Travis 2

Check back now-and-again
As this story progresses
cuz no one’s quite sure
what’s go’n down
your guess is as good as
my guess is…

Yo! Yo! Yo!
Peace out!
Fo-shizzle…

*(that would mean “we” will work on it again later. Thanks!)
~N

07/24/2009

Author's Note: Did anyone see what happened to my bling?... and why is Barbie crying?...

Posted on 07/25/2009
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