Raise it up, nice an’ slow!
Then let it fall, slash of light!
Whoohoo! That’s the way
The guillotine falls!
Lay your head in this groove
That’s right! There!
And pull the rope with care!
Steady now, it won’t chop
Your head all the way off
If you let it fall too soon.
You can stop all the pain
And suffering if you use
This here guillotine!
Who needs an executioner?
You can do it yourself with care!
Pull the rope, up, up!
And look you’ve cut off your head!
Doesn’t matter if you’re unhappy
Sad, mad or bad!
You can make it all end with this
Here self killing machine!

07/05/2009

Posted on 07/05/2009
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