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Wisdom Of The Father (Or Pass The Pepto)

by Terry Olynik

In recently speaking with my mother,
She related that during a discussion with friends,
My father was asked what was the most valuable advice
He had imparted to his son (me).
After some careful reflection
Much to the horror of my mother, he opined
"Never order food in a strip club".
My mother's horror was apparently redoubled
When my response to his opinion was
"Hard to argue with that".

06/10/2009

Author's Note: Have mercy on all mothers.

Posted on 06/10/2009
Copyright © 2025 Terry Olynik

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