baby shark jesus by Nanette Bellman
he took my part-time lover/full-time friend
to the bathroom with him,
which is universally known
to be something only girls do.
standing side by side at a urinal
he says,
"man, i really have no interest in her...
and i feel bad because she seems to follow me around...
i'm just not into her..."
forgetting that bathrooms are like Vegas,
what goes on in there, stays in there,
or that rule doesn't apply to guys,
the next day my friend
tells me what was said,
"he doesn't like you.
anthony doesn't like you
and has no interest in you."
i giggled.
"mmmh, that's funny
because when i was riding with him last night,
he told me he's single,
not looking to shack up with anyone,
but wanted to know when i was available..."
05/06/2009 Author's Note: do you want to see it?
Posted on 05/06/2009 Copyright © 2024 Nanette Bellman
Member Comments on this Poem |
Posted by Alison McKenzie on 05/07/09 at 12:46 AM Idiots. Some of them just are. btw, I DO want to see it! |
Posted by Johnny Crimson on 05/10/09 at 05:52 PM fantastic title. "Cossi Fan Tutte" means: "women are like that" dont know how to say Men are, but I'll learn. This was great Nan. Makes bathrooms interesting again. |
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