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But You're Cutting ... Lettuce

by Jeffrey Parren

I think to myself
"but you're cutting

...

lettuce,

right?"

as the man asks

"where the heck
is the sharp knife
for my Caesar salad?!"

"I'll get your knife
right away!
(Mr. World's Strongest Man.)"

"Oh no, no, no that's okay."

And after I bring one anyway:

"Now that's a knife!"

(Yes, to cut steak.)

03/11/2009

Posted on 03/11/2009
Copyright © 2024 Jeffrey Parren

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