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Currency.com
by Steven Craig
If you are like me, you are busy with everyday issues just making ends meet, while habitually short of funds, under/unemployed and just going under with bills, bills, bills.
I have found that I can save a lot of time using CURRENCY.com. I can avoid time writing checks or traveling to the bank just by using CURRENCY.com’s express features of printing real U.S. currency anywhere I am, on the road, at home, just about anyplace there is a computer.
And its real U.S. currency. Its not the cheap stuff printed in N. Korea or deep in the Amazon.com forests.
It’s the personal economic stimulus that allows you to be the hero you have always wanted to be to our nations economy.
Currency from CURRENCY.com is accepted anywhere, everywhere, worldwide, or just down the street, in many more locations than the most popular credit cards, but there is no billing, no interest, and because you are paying in real U.S. currency, there is no worry that any of your bills will go unpaid each month.
You can print from CURRENCY.com on either color or black and white printers, just when you need it, just as much as necessary so there is no waste, saving resources and energy every time your need it. There just isn’t a greener currency in the world, and its yours when you need it, where you need it. CURRENCY.com.
And if you act right now, I can get you an extra bonus. Just go to CURRENCY.com and click the dollar icon in the upper right corner marked “Not Counterfit”, and you will receive an extra $100.00 in real U.S. currency printed on the printer of your choice, right in front of you. And $40.00 of this will be printed out in the beautiful, exceptionally detailed and rare $2 “Independence” dollar bill.
And even better, if your respond in the next 10 minutes, CURRENCY.com will double this offer on the spot, no questions asked. And, if you are one of the lucky first 5,000,000 callers, CURRENCY.com will make it possible for you to sign up every member of your family, all of your friends, even the strangers you have met over the last 3 years.
What an offer!! It is CURRENCY.com’s way of providing you your personal economic stimulus to fund every possible project you have in mind.
I know, it sounds too good to be true, it could not have ever happened to you, but here is it, CURRENCY.com, available on the internet, so you know it must be true.
Log on without delay. www.CURRENCY.com.
It’s the stimulus that dreams are made of.
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Testimonies:
“Its true, its true, its true, its true” –- Samuel C. Upham
“So pretty, I could paper my room with it” -– E. M. Washington
“We need CURRENCY.com in Canada, so I don’t have to cross the border anymore” -- Wesley Weber
“OH! My God! The drama of it all, in my hands” -- Rick Masters
“The more you print, the more you realize.” -- Stephen Jory
“I can even buy rat poison with it” -- Mary Butterworth
“I am starting my new airline” -- Frank Williams
“It’s Better than fake Viagra” -- Catherine Murphy
02/23/2009
Posted on 02/24/2009
Copyright © 2024 Steven Craig
| Member Comments on this Poem |
| Posted by Alison McKenzie on 02/24/09 at 03:39 PM This is too funny! |
| Posted by Alison McKenzie on 02/24/09 at 03:39 PM Oh, and too sad at the same time. |
| Posted by Joan Serratelli on 02/24/09 at 04:12 PM This would be funny if it weren't so sad. Hits very close to home. The economy is in awful shape and nobody seems to care. People are losing their hommes, pensions, jobs, etc.
There are just so mny scams out there and people are buying into them out of desperation.
Thanks for the write! |
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