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Sesame Street Poop
by Jeffrey ParrenI know I am not the first
to think this
so I am not ashamed
to talk about it.
Just now I pooped an 'S'
(a very uncommon occurrence)
and was happy
to see it flush down
without difficulty
so I didn't
have to yell "Shit!"
I am not sure
if I have pooped an 'A'
but surely if I did
I can guarantee
an "Ah ha!" would have
celebrated this occasion.
The curvy letters
are quite tricky
though many c's have I seen.
Even the 'V'
has joined many a party.
There have been some I's
some t's
fewer r's
even less q's and p's
though I would
take mind to them.
Also be it known
I do not wiggle or contort myself
in an attempt
to achieve
the Poop Alphabet
it's just something I notice
(as do others,
a Google search is my proof)
and now perhaps
so will you.
01/15/2009 Posted on 01/15/2009
Copyright © 2024 Jeffrey Parren
| Member Comments on this Poem |
| Posted by A. Paige White on 01/15/09 at 05:24 PM OH MY GOD! This is hilarious! Thank you so much for the laughs... I remember when my kids were little being sooooo sick of sesame street I could've screamed and you.... it's just hilarious!!! |
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