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Wild in Bed

by Joe Cramer

This sheet, and that sheet

Let me get my sheet together.

The covers slip and slide

As I am want to glide

Nightly, in my empty bed.

All alone, of course

This, is now the course

That I am forever to follow,

Though my heart feels so very hollow,

I wade, wander, twist and wallow

Inbetwixt these cotton sheets.

I compete, replete and am complete.

This is truly not the wildest of bed

You might have had running through your head.

Just mussed sheets scatter,

Sleeping alone isn't all bad, as if that didn't matter.

10/15/2008

Author's Note: ... though my heart may be broken, again, I still smile..... you should see my "bed head" in the morning!

Posted on 10/15/2008
Copyright © 2025 Joe Cramer

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Jeffrey Parren on 10/15/08 at 09:27 PM

As for the whole poem...I love it. As for the first two lines...I want to recite them quickly walking down the streets of NYC and see what people do in reaction to me. Haha. ~JPP

Posted by A. Paige White on 10/15/08 at 09:41 PM

Title a bed like that and tag it explicit.. Drew me right in. Tricky wicked! Sleeping alone really isn't all bad. Least that way you get to sprawl out however you want to... though it may lack a spoon or two to stir and of course you forgo forking ability ;-D Enjoyed this, Joe.

Posted by Gabriel Ricard on 10/16/08 at 04:28 AM

I know that feeling. It sure inspires some great writing, doesn't it? Excellent work.

Posted by Nanette Bellman on 10/20/08 at 11:39 PM

let me get my sheet together...how clever? sheets don't make for good company, but this poem does.

Posted by Laurie Blum on 10/21/08 at 12:18 PM

"Let me get my sheet together" Ok...now THAT is funny! It is fun to see something different in words we use everyday. Great poem...although sorry about the circumstance.

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