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equal opportunity employer
by Angela ThomasThis office is now accepting applications for the position
of Boyfriend. Must meet the following criteria to be considered:
Ability to carry on an intelligent conversation about topics of interest,
including philosophy, politics, and human behavior; provide stimulating
points of view and carry equal weight during discussions. Strength
must be accounted for - both physically and emotionally. To be exercised
with caution. Must enjoy children and elderly, particularly serving
them through philanthropy. However, applicant should not want to reproduce
or raise offspring. Sense of humor is mandatory. Participation in sarcastic,
sporadic jokes a plus. Must appreciate and respect both one own's and the boss's
body, demonstrated through proper grooming, attention to food intake
and exercise, as well as offering a deft touch. Spiritual alignment
and self actualization will be practiced on a regular basis. Should you meet
the above requirements, please submit a request for date at your earliest convenience. 10/10/2008 Posted on 10/10/2008
Copyright © 2024 Angela Thomas
| Member Comments on this Poem |
| Posted by George Hoerner on 10/10/08 at 07:25 PM I think he may have been nailed to the cross a couple thousand years ago but not by women. The 2nd sentence rules out 98% of us I'm afraid. |
| Posted by Mary Frances Spencer on 10/11/08 at 02:54 AM Love this! Best of luck in the search! MFS |
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