"What kind of wine for today, sir?" "I'll have the $14 bottle of Merlot." My inner monologue shouts: "Where to start?!" But instead... "That sounds wonderful... which Merlot, sir?" He mutters, "This one" as he points to the menu. "Well, please turn to page 14 and make your selection... sir." ... "I'll give you a couple minutes."
"What kind of wine for today, sir?"
"I'll have the $14 bottle of Merlot."
My inner monologue shouts: "Where to start?!" But instead... "That sounds wonderful... which Merlot, sir?"
He mutters, "This one" as he points to the menu.
"Well, please turn to page 14 and make your selection... sir."
...
"I'll give you a couple minutes."
09/23/2008
Author's Note: The situation is hilarious but I am not sure if it is conveyed well here...
Posted on 09/23/2008Copyright © 2024 Jeffrey Parren
