Wildman and The Sheriff by James ZealyShe's got six gun jaws snappin
Silken red hair
Pink bandana flappin
And sheriff gonna getya stare
He's a ear pullin finger grabbin
White haired black eyed dervish wild child
Racing with the throttle gunnin
While wearin a I ate the piece of pie smile
She guards ever door
Hears every sound
Makes sure he's not being a boor
Elvis toothy snarl poised to bound
He's a nascar running wildman spinnin
As he Skids on every corner
With that play with me wild eyed grin
Whilst churnin in turn three paws worn
She shortcuts to turn two
Smacks him in the qtr panel
Rides him to the wall with a wicked chew (On top of course)
Gnashing behave you worthless spaniel
He cowers pantin hard suppine
Gets up runnin to turn four
Racin for the finish line
Leavin the sheriff on the floor
She gets up puts it in reverse
And heads him off from the other side (She cheats)
They collide full speed and convulse
She's a grabbin for his hide
He jumps over her high
Reaching for his favorite place
Square on his mama's thigh
While she rubs white fur from her face 07/14/2008 Author's Note: I have two Peingnese one a white two year old male one a red haired 8 year old female. This is what they do.
Posted on 07/14/2008 Copyright © 2024 James Zealy
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Posted by Alison McKenzie on 07/15/08 at 01:37 PM I have a similar chase happening at my house, different pets, of course, but they are SERIOUS when it comes to this dance they do!!! I don't think I'd ever been abble to capture it the darling way you have here, James!!! LOL!!! Nice work! |
Posted by Michelle Angelini on 07/16/08 at 02:31 AM OH! this is just wonderful. I have gotten more pleasure and laughter out of watching dogs (and my Sasha kitty) play than I don't know what. Terrific description James. |
Posted by Mo Couts on 07/02/11 at 02:50 AM This TOTALLY sounds like what the animals at my house do; nicely done! |
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