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everyday list for my old age*

by Lalo Kikiriki



number 1. get up
and go to the bathroom

number 2. wash hands and face (use the towel)

number 3. change into
some kind of day clothes
(don't wear a good shirt if you're going to paint)

number 4. put on coffee

5. clear the sink
(you can skip this step if you did it last night)

number 6. get your cup and
pour cream in the bottom

number 7. get cereal
fill up a bowl

number 8. spoon on sugar
(keep the spoon handy)

9. pour the milk
(put it back in the fridge)
10. pour the coffee
11. sit down

WAIT! Don't sit down yet!–
Get out a book
to read at the table ––
See?
Wha'd I tell you?
It's started already...


*(in case of old-timer's or other befuddlement)

07/13/2008

Posted on 07/14/2008
Copyright © 2024 Lalo Kikiriki

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Alison McKenzie on 07/14/08 at 03:23 PM

This is precious!

Posted by Genevieve Sturrock on 07/14/08 at 09:36 PM

pretty funny...but i would have add a couple little notes: feed son and don't mix up the bowls!

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