Ode to Smoke by Joe CramerBut it tastes so good,
So relaxing,
Never taxing
On your lungs
Hon.
Though you might choke
It's no joke
That smoking can kill you.
Me too.
It seems
That second-hand smoke
Is just as bad
Makes me rather sad.
I'd hate to kiss
An ash tray
Any old day.
Blame it on the French
They once thought that tobacco
Was useful in treating wounds,
Asthma and cancer.
(I love to blame the French!)
America made it popular,
Especially through Hollywood
Movies and the like.
Making it look cool
And us, the proverbial fool.
But it tastes so good!
You know you should
Quit.
Second-hand smoke
The EPA says
Has been a carcinogen
Since 1992.
So now what will you do?
Now, the largest
Grower of tobacco is China
And 90% of nonsmokers
Have smoke residue in their lungs.
Is this what you want to share,
Is this how you'll show you care?
I would be remiss
If I didn't mention
How sweet a kiss
Would be, my good intentions
Are to assist you
(With some kisses too!)
In quitting smoking.
Nicotine is a poison
But it tastes so good,
It tastes so good,
So relaxing,
And yet still taxing.
This should be reason
Enough, said. 06/30/2008 Author's Note: I saw a television blurb about something you place behind your ear that helps release the endorphins that make you feel better.... would this work for non-smokers?
Posted on 06/30/2008 Copyright © 2025 Joe Cramer
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