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GLOBALISM: Advanced Whitening Formula
by Jim BenzDrug Facts
Active Ingredients
Capitalist realism 0.24% (0.14% w/v Greenspan ion).................Antipoverty
Economic imperialism 89.76%..................................................Antidemocracy
Uses
aids in the prevention of:
- client nation self-sufficiency
- third world self-determination
- guilty conscience
Warnings
Keep out of reach of incorruptible officials under democratic mandate
if more whitewash than used for personal profit is accidentally swallowed, get ideological help or contact
the editorial staff of The Wallstreet Journal® immediately
Ask an economist before abuse if you have
- bleeding heart or redness lasting more than 2 hours
- guilt, reluctance, idealism, loose teeth, or any actual thoughts between smug declarations
These may be signs of weak-kneed liberalism, a serious breach of policy dictates
Directions supervise client nations as necessary until capable of using without inhibition
CEOs and Executive Staff...................................................brush memos thoroughly, preferably after each decision
or at least once prior to SEC investigations
Management and trainees..................................................instruct in chain of command and smiling habits
(to maximize swallowing)
Labor...............................................................................Deny everything unless directed by political expedience
Inactive Ingredients (except when under investigation or lying to the press)
justice, democracy, freedom, pluralism, cross-cultural respect, sodium hydroxide
Questions or comments? Call toll free 1-800-546-284306/13/2008 Author's Note: just fooling around with my toothpaste label
Posted on 06/13/2008
Copyright © 2024 Jim Benz
| Member Comments on this Poem |
| Posted by Matthew Zangen on 06/14/08 at 01:07 AM Heh... very clever. Nice formatting, too. "Greenspan ion" is great. Thanks, Jim. |
| Posted by George Hoerner on 06/14/08 at 01:20 AM Sooo humorous! Unfortunately, the level of truth is greater than most of us are willing to accept. Well done Jim! |
| Posted by Mary Frances Spencer on 06/14/08 at 03:26 AM There is not enough bleach! We all need to pay more attention to the true contents of everything we consume. MFS |
| Posted by Laurie Blum on 06/16/08 at 02:09 PM This gave me a much needed laugh today! Wonderfully creative Jim! |
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