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BUY IT!*

by Maria Francesca

Buy It!
Buy It!
It's what you need!
It's what will save you
and set you free!

Buy It!
You Must!
It will make you cool!
If you pass up this offer
you'll look like a fool!

Buy It today!
It will change your life!
It will save your job
and impress your wife!

Buy It right now -
We'll finance it for you!
Your neighbors will love it!
Your kids will adore you!

But please be aware
of the side effects:
You may become violent
or not get erect

It might wreck your liver
It might make you choke
It might give you age spots
It will make you broke

It might make you itchy
and sleepy all day
It might make you bitchy
It might make you gay

You may lose your eyesight
It may cause bad breath
It may cause incontinence
It may cause death

But Buy It!
You want it!
You must have it now
and so you must get it -
It matters not how!

Buy It
for Church and for Country today!
Buy It -
It's just the American Way.

09/26/2005

Author's Note: *MSRP may be different in different locations and for differently ethnic people. Offer not valid in states with names that end in 'D' or 'A'. Offer not legal in states which enforce the death penalty. Offer not applicable to employees of Halliburton and Walmart. Or poets.

Posted on 05/24/2008
Copyright © 2024 Maria Francesca

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Charlie Morgan on 05/24/08 at 09:02 PM

...maaariaaaa, i do need it and i do want it...now where did you say i could go...what a lovely pic o' the current-day specie...sorta wish we had a coat of fur and just having to live thru the day, but oh no, we gotta go, we gotta get, we gotta...love your pome...peace, charlie

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