You know that it's tasty
and full of good stuff.
It'll help you grow healthy
and happy and tough.

It's endorsed by the produce farmers
and PETA
and will mark you
as quite a compassionate eater

for while vegetable soup
is packed full of good things,
it does not contain breast meat
or drumsticks or wings.

So if you would just eat it
by bowlfuls and platefuls,
then all of us would be
eternally grateful.

Sincerely,
the UCA*

10/23/2005

Author's Note: *United Chickens of America.

Posted on 05/17/2008
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