lady's got a
big ol' butt –
I mean a yard wide –
and it's
not enough to keep it
hidden in the house
she's gotta parade it
all over town
in her pink polyester size 4X pantsuit –
treat the clerks at WalMart to that tapioca wobble
takin' her time
all up and down the aisles

she don't go for takeout
at the Pollo Loco
gotta
roll it into Denny's
in her trashed Toyota that
fits absolutely like a
red rubber glove...

oh yeah,
she's gotta do her
grocery shopping
at six in the evening
when the Ralph's is packed;
she plugs up the lanes
like a garbage truck
on a narrow
residential street,
her cart so full
she can hardly steer it...

WHY, LADY WHY?
the shoppers all chorus

WHY?
she just loves her big self,
DO YOU MIND?

05/09/2008

Posted on 05/10/2008
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