there's things that you want
and things that you get
there's ninety-nine male smurfs
and only one Smurfette

she's short and she's blue
and she doesn't look that good
and her breath don't smell so smurfy -
but she's the only woman in the neighborhood!

Smurfette, oh, I love you
I love you a lot
I want your blue body
'cause I think you're hot

You just look so sexy
beneath that white hat
do it or I'll feed you
to Gargamel's cat -

I want Smurfette!

05/03/1987

Author's Note: to the tune of "I Want Your Sex"....Sorry, George.

Posted on 05/04/2008
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