Visited a friend recently
Who had been on a long-term
(And in my opinion, unnecessary)
Diet.

To my horror
She was chewing her way
Through a family-size
Hershey Bar.

"What about your diet?"
I blurted -
"No sugars, no starch,
Just vegetables!"

"What's chocolate made from?"
She asked.
"Cocoa beans" I replied.
"Exactly - beans! Vegetables!"

05/02/2008