Dear Diary,

The most EMBARRASSING thing happened to me on Friday nite. It was so MORTIFYING that I haven't even been able to write about it until now... 3 days later. I'm scarred FOR LIFE!

Anywayz...

On Friday nite, I went to my friend Jake's house. His parents were out of town so he invited over me and Sara and Josh, even tho he wasn't supposed to have any grrls over. So, things started to get crazy UBER fast, because Josh had stolen a handle of cheap vodka from his dad's liquor cabinet. (His dad is an alcoholic!) We all decided to play a game of "truth or dare," and we dared each other to take lots of shots. Sara fell asleep (aka PASSED OUT) at like 10 and I was left alone with the boys. Josh dared me to lick the floor, so I dared him to kiss Sara on the lips while she was asleep. Jake totally egged Josh on until he decided to do it. So he leans over Sara and right when he put his mouth on hers, she started PUKING straight up in the air! It got all over Josh's face and he got really mad at me and Jake. He started screaming and breaking Jake's dad's whiskey tumblers and throwing glass at us. One piece hit Jake in the eye and he started bleeding and crying (what a BABY. I DO NOT have a crush on him n-e-more!). Josh ran out of glasses to throw so he charged at me with a kitchen knife. Right when he was about to stab me, he fell down so I grabbed the knife and I killed him. I stabbed him like 5 times, even though I'm sure he was dead for the last 2. Uh! I'm such an idiot and I'm so embarrassed! No one is EVER EVER EVER going to invite me to a party again!

Love,
Gretch(en haha)

BTW - When Sara woke up, she screamed and called me a FREAK just because I had rubbed Josh and Jake's blood all over my face. She's a prude who will NEVER lose her virginity.

02/26/2008

Posted on 02/26/2008
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