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Double-Dipping

by Joe Cramer

I have, upon occasion

Double-dipped the movie show.

At the absurd price of cinema today

I must say

That watching several flicks

In a row

On a single ticket

Is just the way to go.

This motion picture that really never moves

A big screen that is really pretty small.

I know it's wrong,

So incarcerate me.

The penal system is where I belong.

(Do they show "talkies" there?)

Can I shout "rape"

For the price of a picture show?

02/02/2008

Author's Note: ... truth... or fiction? I tried to use as many different names for the Cinema as I could.... thanks Sallie, for the help...

Posted on 02/12/2008
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