The bookstore awaited

I crossed the gray striped Tabby cat
with the Halloween arched back
I wonder if this meant something

As I briefly skimmed through
the latest edition of Murder for Dummies
I found myself yearning for illustrations

Particularly interested in the chapter
on Male/Female Kills
I resorted to the "Table of Limbs" as it read

Pg.s 72-78
I flipped again


Past Male/Animal
Past.. no wait
Doggy eared Female/Female
Onto what I really need
Here it was

Bludgeoning for beginners no

Rape and Revenge no

Impale of the pale no

Impaling of the not so pale not yet

Classic kitchen knife techniques over it

3 Reasons Not To Go RAMBO Hah

This isnt what I..

PURE PLEASURE!!!
Here we are

I took notes and underlined
I drew tits and bottom lips on every page
Bored and overwhelmed (Really just too excited to read)
I placed the book back on the wall to wall shelf
that lines this little basement
in this truly loving home

Stepping outside I saw that cat again
lying in the lap of a girl I'd like to rehearse on

With my
Notebook
Lighter
and new Nail Files
I invited her for dinner
And her little pussy too

The reason you have to sleep
in the basement?
Moms allergic to cats

01/16/2008

Author's Note: FUnZyOneZ

Posted on 01/17/2008
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