There was a clever camel
Who was down in the dumps.
He only had three good legs,
The fourth one was a stump.

It was a disability
That made it hard to jump,
But he'd one thing going for him,
He had an extra hump!

He had up there a wooden leg
Hidden in that lump,
Which that crafty camel
Would fit upon his stump.

He could be heard from miles away
Because his leg would clump.
So he found a nice soft slipper
To dampen down the thump.

11/30/2007