It used to be that hookers
were only on street corners.
It used to be that bars
were where people hung out.
It used to be the workplace
to discuss your drama.
Now that I'm at home,
why are you talking to me?

10,000 friends,
never met a single one.
I search the personal ads,
just to have a little fun.
From MySpace to my place,
without leaving the comforts of home.
I was whored out on MySpace,
yet I am all alone...

Meet lots of women
with fake pictures on their pages.
Chat with an old high school buddy
working for mininum wages.
My Inbox is full now
and Tom is my friend.
misplaced a naked photo,
now the e-mails never end!

10,000 friends,
never met a single one.
I search the personal ads,
just to have a little fun.
From MySpace to my place,
without leaving the comforts of home.
I was whored out on MySpace,
yet I am still alone...

The whole damn world
is just a click away!
Met a compatible buddy
living just a klick away!
View you through YouTube,
through the monitor screen.
The rest of the world
is nothing but an analog dream...

(10,000 friends,
never met a single one.
I search the personal ades,
just to have a little fun.)
From MySpace to my place,
without leaving the comforts of home.
I was whored out on MySpace,
and I am so alone!

11/16/2007