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how a man steals a woman (really bad country song)
by Kalikala Smithdown down down
in this dark dark town
there lived a man
with a lonely crown
he sat sat sat
on his big fat ass
and pretended that he was okay.
well i shook his woman
all night long
while he snored in the bathroom
to his favorite song
ya i shook his woman
what can i say
i didn't really live very far away.
so 'round 'round 'round
we made this lovin' sound
it rattled the windows
and shocked the town
and the lonely man
with the dirty crown
swore that he was gonna mess us around.
so i shook his woman
all night long
while he ranted and raved
to his favorite song
ya i shook his woman
what can i say
what better way to end my day.
miss sweet sweet sweet
was as good it gets
she lit a fire in the green green grass
and we played all night
with the pale yellow light
and shook that fire 'til the morning light oh,
i shook his woman
in the sun
i shook his woman
to have some fun
and he couldn't do nothin'
what could i say
his woman loved me and my rockin' ways. 04/29/2007 Author's Note: pretty much a dorky song
Posted on 04/29/2007
Copyright © 2024 Kalikala Smith
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