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when you're from Boston

by Kalikala Smith

There's a wicked cool place,
to pawk youwa caw.
Undaneath that bridge,
you'll go real faw.
You'll bang a right,
and hurry into the left lane,
watch out for the taxi,
and them pedestrians,
GO SOX,
and pull onto Beacon,
pass Cheers,
and get to Mass Ave.
Bang a left,
and go by Berklee.
Bang a right,
and go ova the Charles.
But whea ah you gonna pawk,
I don't know why you're drivin',
You shoulda taken the T.
Go up to Wonderland,
and see Revea Beach.
Or go down to Doachesta,
or out to s'Newton.
Where eva you go,
make suwa you know,
neva to say youwa Ah's,
ya know.
That'd be a wicked pissah.

04/29/2007

Author's Note: Translation: pawk: park youwa: your caw: car undaneath: underneath faw: far ova: over whea: where ah: are Revea: Revere Doachesta: Dorchester s'Newton: Newton eva: ever neva: never Ah's: R's pissah: pissah

Posted on 04/29/2007
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