Lies from the Pit of Hell by Kalikala Smith An apple a day keeps the doctor away, well what of the other fruit? A penny saved is a penny earned, but dimes and quarters are worth more. Wait a half hour before you swim, unless someone is drowning (inwhichcase you should really try and save them). Don't chew with your mouth open, but people always ask you questions right as you've taken the biggest bite. Don't talk to strangers, but separate the ones that you just don't know from the ones that are just strange. Don't lie, unless your significant other asks you if they're fat (inwhichcase you should really try and save them). 04/03/2007 Author's Note: just a ditty Posted on 04/03/2007 Copyright © 2024 Kalikala Smith Member Comments on this Poem Posted by Laurie Blum on 04/03/07 at 04:30 PM This made me laugh...especially the very last line! Return to the Previous Page   pathetic.org Version 7.3.2 May 2004 Terms and Conditions of Use 0 member(s) and 2 visitor(s) online All works Copyright © 2024 their respective authors. Page Generated In 0 Second(s)