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by Soulo Jacob Bourgeau

I dated a girl who was quite a shrew
her actions left me little to do
her cooking was rubbery
conversation was drubbery
she never left up the lid of the loo

03/11/2007

Author's Note: Written - litteraly - in less than 30 seconds while on the phone. I'm still on the phone, in fact. Yes, it's not a very interesting conversation and I realize 'shrew' doesn't make sense.

Posted on 03/12/2007
Copyright © 2024 Soulo Jacob Bourgeau

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Gabriel Ricard on 03/12/07 at 04:04 AM

Heh. I like it.

Posted by Alisa Js on 03/13/07 at 05:05 AM

LOL!!! sounds like you need a real woman....LOL!!!! I enjoyed this one.. aloha to you from this side of paradise.. alisa

Posted by Matthew Sharp on 03/16/07 at 03:38 AM

i thought maybe a shrew was an angry recluse. witty. maybe if you would have just peed on the toilet seat once in a while, she would leave the toilet seat up.

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