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A Love Poem, Kinda

by Jeffrey Parren

Dear Baby,

I wrote you a love poem
But I figured since you said
You knew me so well
Me being that "shallow pool" and all
(I think that was a compliment)
With this ultimate wisdom you have
I figured just giving it to you
Would lack the luster
Maybe even seem cliche of me
So I jumbled the love poem
To give you a small challenge
(Since I am not much of one)
Well, here it is:

dog mumbled aggression
fence pirate ego banana
heart giraffe congo exile
picnic bath soap nudity water
erect apple tangerine man
in in around of for it she
you I him giving select
stick grope of it in around
The A An The A An The A An
proper lay lie forbode
monster bed gravity position
slap bump gasp breath passion

I really think this is something special
I mean the third line
That could make a priest blush
Well, I hope you liked it honey.
I am going back to my pool.

Love,
Jeffrey

06/06/2006

Author's Note: Not sure where I was at when I wrote this one, or even if it really applies to an actual situation, but I still like the mess in the middle.

Posted on 03/02/2007
Copyright © 2024 Jeffrey Parren

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Michael Anthony on 03/02/07 at 11:32 PM

hey i liked your poem so i showed it to my wife.she had her own interpretation of "the mess in the middle" but i can not relay it here as it involves deviant sexual behavior, rather explicit descriptions of body parts (and their functions),and other endeavors she says (i don't believe her)she has never tried. anyway, like i said, i liked this but i have to go now.

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