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My Girl from County Mayo

by Soulo Jacob Bourgeau

I dated a girl from County Mayo
she’ll hop on your lap if you say so
as long as you’re no creep
she’ll allow you in quite deep
or at least demonstrate on a potato

03/02/2007

Author's Note: Too racey for the St. Patrick's Day Contest, but a limerick nonetheless.

Posted on 03/02/2007
Copyright © 2025 Soulo Jacob Bourgeau

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Gabriel Ricard on 03/02/07 at 02:58 PM

Well, it deserves an award of some kind for kicking this much ass. Great stuff.

Posted by Alisa Js on 03/05/07 at 11:48 PM

a potato? or cucumber?.. you decide...lol...;-0

Posted by Mo Couts on 07/04/11 at 03:18 AM

Hilariously done!

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