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Recipe for Disaster

by Maria Terezia Ferencz


1 man outgoing
1 woman aloof
1 love
1 lust
1 who believes in happily ever after
1 who thinks sex is enough

Mix all this together
Add

2 cups 80 proof
1 night of loneliness
1 bed
1 roof

Keep in a warm bed all night.
Expose to morning light
just long enough for him to leave.
If the pillowcase she laid on is wet with tears
the disaster is ready to be served.

02/21/2007

Author's Note: Oh Yummy.....

Posted on 02/21/2007
Copyright © 2026 Maria Terezia Ferencz

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Becca Kinser on 02/22/07 at 01:44 AM

Whaaaaat! This is soooo good. Really, I don't know what else to say; that was my reaction.

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