How do I Look This Morning

The most dangerous time of the day for maried man.
When the wife asks how she looks in her clothes for work,
keep it simple and quick. Stick to the colors and overall look of what she is wearing. For instance, it is OK to say, "those colors make you look washed out", or "that just doesn't look good on you today for some reason (explained below).

Married man never makes comments referring to weight, i.e., it looks too tight, it makes your____ look to big. And married man must never, under any circumstances whatsoever...are you listening?... say "it makes you look fat!"

02/16/2007

Posted on 02/16/2007
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