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The Snow Sneezing Streak

by Jennifer Ragan

Old man winter
Give us a break,
Stop sneezing snow
For goodness sake!

It’s really quite rude
To sneeze on ones head.
We’re all very sick
Of the snow-snot you spread.

Plug up your nostrils!
Go take a pill!
Could you use a tissue?
You’re making us ill!

Your snot is sticking
It’s piled up high.
There will be mountains of snow-snot
Till the fourth of July.

Enough is enough,
You ill-mannered freak.
Give us a break,
Stop the snow sneezing streak!


02/15/2007

Author's Note: For the holiday contest:)

Posted on 02/15/2007
Copyright © 2025 Jennifer Ragan

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Soulo Jacob Bourgeau on 02/15/07 at 06:30 PM

Snow-snot?? I love this piece and pray for a prompt melting for you!

Posted by A. Paige White on 02/16/07 at 01:57 AM

roflol... This is good! Thanks for the chuckles. It's supposed to be in the 20's here tonight and we're all freezing to death, no snow at all yet this year. Course I've never seen more than 3 or 4 inches in my life and I'm thinking I need to move further south.

Posted by Michelle Angelini on 02/18/07 at 05:09 AM

What a wonderful laugh this gave me. I know how much snow you're getting, since I have a friend who lives up in near Burlington, VT. Hey, even though it was 80 degrees here in LA today, I'm voting for this for POTD.
~Chelle~

Posted by Dave Fitzgerald on 02/20/07 at 02:42 PM

LOLOLOL snow-snot! Brilliant, another for my favourites.

Posted by Dave Fitzgerald on 12/20/08 at 11:44 AM

I said it was brilliant before and it's just made me laugh again. Congratulations on POTD!

Posted by Elizabeth Jill on 12/20/08 at 01:58 PM

ahchoo! What a dance! Terrific! Enjoyable! Fun! (and so True!)

...off to build a snowsnotman.......

Posted by Laurie Blum on 12/20/08 at 03:44 PM

I like this whimsical poem! What a cute funny way to look at winter storms. I totally enjoyed this poem.

Posted by Charles E Minshall on 12/20/08 at 08:54 PM

hilarious Jenn. Congratulations on poem of the day.....CharMin

Posted by Carol Grant on 08/07/10 at 12:31 AM

What can I say this was just to phunnie and so clever. Snow snot...when it snows this winter all I will think of is this poem. Now that is the best compliment I can give you. Thank you,Thank you for making me smile on a somber day.

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