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Married Man Rule #3

by Tony Whitaker


Birthdays

Birthdays are especially troublesome.
Married Man must always be aware that age
is not looked upon as his mate's friend,
rather a despised enemy.

Married man, unlike he does with his male friends, must:
 -never make light of the fact that his wife is a year older
 -never refer to any physical changes since her last birthday
 -always make some reference to how beautiful she looks

02/11/2007

Posted on 02/11/2007
Copyright © 2026 Tony Whitaker

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Laurie Blum on 02/11/07 at 04:15 PM

Well done Tony! These have been very cute, yet highly accurate. You should be putting all of these into an instructional book!!

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