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Charlotte's Demise (Limerick)

by Soulo Jacob Bourgeau

There once was a lass named Charlotte
A fine chaste girl not a harlot
Then along came a spider
He crawled up inside her
Lost for days he caused crotch rot

01/24/2007

Author's Note: I'd like to thank two Pathetic ladies for initial encouragement and also help with the last line. By leaving them nameless, I give them the gift of plausible deniability. ;)

Posted on 01/24/2007
Copyright © 2024 Soulo Jacob Bourgeau

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Leslie Ann Eisenberg on 01/25/07 at 05:58 AM

bwahahahaha! you just can't help yourself, can you? poor eb white must be rolling in his grave! PK

Posted by Christel Crews on 02/22/07 at 03:13 PM

hilarious! i love limericks! and you've done a great job with this one, as ick! as it is :)

Posted by Alisa Js on 03/05/07 at 11:55 PM

????!!!!! LOL ?????!!!!!!

Posted by Mo Couts on 07/04/11 at 03:17 AM

LOL!

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