Happy New Years to all with ringing ears! by A. Paige White Time to go gather round the bum barrel build a hobo fire in the driveway Cause the neighbors are taking New Year's seriously and they're getting an early start It's not even seven p.m. We've determined it must be artillery they're setting off It's shaking the walls. It's all David's fault. They just have to compete. This is neighborhood bottle rocket wars on steroids. I could repeat my daughter's first shocked expletitive but I'd have to wash your ears out with soap suffice it to say it had to do with whipping donkeys and cows with muddy udders Getting stranger now The last one sounded like it was set off in a barrel. Somebody let loose with a shotgun. Pull the glider out to the street Get out my favorite afgan (last years Christmas present) And watch the boys be boys. 12/31/2006 Author's Note: POW! Sizzle bang. Posted on 01/01/2007 Copyright © 2024 A. Paige White Return to the Previous Page   pathetic.org Version 7.3.2 May 2004 Terms and Conditions of Use 0 member(s) and 2 visitor(s) online All works Copyright © 2024 their respective authors. Page Generated In 0 Second(s)