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Tease for PoeTree's roots
by A. Paige WhiteOnce upon an almost midnight search
I looked far and wide for information
For Yuletide myth and reputation
I had much cause not to besmirch
There was a challenge upon the forum
With grandest gains for a touted prize
Christmas stars went shining in my eyes
Here's a way to dispel the boredom!
So tripping here and tripping there
On a googled cyber hunt I went
For what now it means and what then it meant
Y'all, don't do it! Please beware!
There's many pages to arrest devotion
And careless caustic cautions casting
shadows o'er a celebration everlasting
to stifle ecstatic or joyful emotion
Even though this hunt was entertaining
And I read many a "blips" and Magi thread
According to this, I am misled
and now my interest is surely waning.
I think I'll stop. I think I'm crass.
Just one of many stupid heathern freaks
That's what they say at "Balaam's Ass Speaks"
Halitosis should be expected from a speaking ass.
12/16/2006 Author's Note: Disclaimer: This is strictly my own opinion, you are simultaneously encouraged and discouraged to disagree.
Well, this definitely DOES NOT qualify for the challenge on the forum for "Yuletide Poetry". Darn. And I was so hoping for decent inspiration... ggggrrrrr... guess I need to spend my birthday in other pursuits after all ... My family will be much relieved, I'm sure. That means I can start wrapping the heathern gifts I got them.
Posted on 12/17/2006
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