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by Jersey D Gibson

Heat, stir, enjoy
Just add water
Microwave for 3 minutes
Ready to eat
Cooks in 45 seconds
Easy preperation

It seems we've lost the right to sit down and enjoy
we've lost the magic of a well-balanced meal.
How can you sit with your family eating meals-in-a-bowl
do we really save that much time?


Lite
Diet
Low-carb
No-fat
Reduced
Weight-loss

How can we eat like pigs and expect to stay slim
can some miracle plan really take inches away?
Are we taking away from our meals and calories
or are we eating more to make up for it?


Summer fashion
Size 3
Form fitting
Tan cream
Blond-in-a-bottle
Hydroxicut

Are we slicing the pounds or our souls
are we selling out or giving in?
Alpha male/female I want to become
Nothing to fix the shallow gene pool from which I'm wrought.

11/16/2006

Author's Note: I've never dieted. Ever. Nor do I care about my looks. Change the sin Gluttony to Vanity.

Posted on 11/16/2006
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