Hilda, the self proclaimed pool Nazi
Decided that she was queen for the day
Spreading her reign of terror and tyranny
As colorful metaphors spewed forth her way.

She had determined that she was large and in charge
Just to play her self appointed role as dictator.
Her screeching voice, verbose, was rather large
And nothing could be done to placate her.

Hilda, Nazi Queen of the local pool
Wanted to reign supreme over her dominion.
Too bad that no one succumbed to her innane rule
Or even cared to hear her selfish opinion.

06/15/2003

Posted on 11/08/2006
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