They tell me you're an Objectivist <\br><\br> Nope, I'm an Objectionable-ist<\br> that which Someone<\br> Somewhere<\br> finds Objectionable<\br> is Truth<\br> <\br> Article the First: No.<\br> <\br> The pool-cue strikes the cue-ball on Election Night.<\br> <\br> Article the Second: No.<\br> <\br> Thus, because everything is Objectionable to Someone <\br>Somewhere<\br> I<\br> Believe<\br> nothing. <\br> <\br> Article the Third: No, really. No.<\br> <\br> But I'm an Anti-Objectionable-ist.<\br> that which Someone<\br> Somewhere<\br> does not find Objectionable<\br> is Truth<\br> <\br> Article the Fourth: I find this Objectionable because it is something<\br> to which Someone<\br> Somewhere<\br> is Capable<\br> of Objecting<\br> <\br> Thus, because nothing is Objectionable to Everyone<\br> Everywhere<\br> I <\br> Believe<\br> nothing<\br> <\br> The cue-ball strikes the five-ball.<\br> <\br> Article the Fifth: We take a Jungian veiw;<\br> each Person contributes one<\br> and Only one<\br> Thing to the collective imagination<\br> <\br> But this is not Objectionable<\br> as Someone<\br> Somewhere<\br> does not Object to it<\br> <\br> The five-ball bounces off the rim<\br> and glances against<\br> the nine-ball<\br> <\br> Article the Sixth: There are only six-billion <\br> Imaginable Things<\br> <\br> Someone imagines one of these things to be Objectionable<\br> <\br> Article the Seventh: Everything Imaginable<\br> is Objectionable<\br> <\br> Reality requires consensis<\br> Which requires unanimous agreement<\br> <\br> Which requires unananimous disagreement<\br> and that which Someone does not Object to<\br> is not Objectionable<\br> <\br> Thus everything is Objectionable<\br> and I Believe nothing<\br> <\br> The nine-ball hits the cue-ball<\br> <\br> Thus everything is not Objectionable<\br> and I Believe nothing<\br> <\br> So if the Objectionable-ists<\br> and the Anti-Objectionable-ists<\br> are opposites<\br> and each Believe nothing<\br> <\br> into the corner pocket<\br> <\br> then nothing is the opposite of nothing<\br> Ergo propter sum Q.E.D and all that<\br> <\br> Scratch.

11/08/2006

Posted on 11/08/2006
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