They tell me you're an Objectivist

Nope, I'm an Objectionable-ist
that which Someone
Somewhere
finds Objectionable
is Truth

Article the First: No.

The pool-cue strikes the cue-ball on Election Night.

Article the Second: No.

Thus, because everything is Objectionable to Someone
Somewhere
I
Believe
nothing.

Article the Third: No, really. No.

But I'm an Anti-Objectionable-ist.
that which Someone
Somewhere
does not find Objectionable
is Truth

Article the Fourth: I find this Objectionable because it is something
to which Someone
Somewhere
is Capable
of Objecting

Thus, because nothing is Objectionable to Everyone
Everywhere
I
Believe
nothing

The cue-ball strikes the five-ball.

Article the Fifth: We take a Jungian veiw;
each Person contributes one
and Only one
Thing to the collective imagination

But this is not Objectionable
as Someone
Somewhere
does not Object to it

The five-ball bounces off the rim
and glances against
the nine-ball

Article the Sixth: There are only six-billion
Imaginable Things

Someone imagines one of these things to be Objectionable

Article the Seventh: Everything Imaginable
is Objectionable

Reality requires consensis
Which requires unanimous agreement

Which requires unananimous disagreement
and that which Someone does not Object to
is not Objectionable

Thus everything is Objectionable
and I Believe nothing

The nine-ball hits the cue-ball

Thus everything is not Objectionable
and I Believe nothing

So if the Objectionable-ists
and the Anti-Objectionable-ists
are opposites
and each Believe nothing

into the corner pocket

then nothing is the opposite of nothing
Ergo propter sum Q.E.D and all that

Scratch.

11/08/2006

Posted on 11/08/2006
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