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Here's Your Sign

by A. Paige White


Keep out of reach of children

A towel
Might Be used for a snapping demonstration
So keep them on the highest shelf, out of reach
Could go awry when he pops a blister on his own big toe
(Hopping and hollering down the hall)
banging his knee into the wall
Teenage brilliance at itÂ’s finest

SIGN: I'M ST@@PID

10/28/2006

Author's Note: Keep all towels out of reach of teenage male children.

Posted on 10/28/2006
Copyright © 2024 A. Paige White

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Maria Terezia Ferencz on 10/28/06 at 03:03 PM

Finally someone else has this sign besides me.........whew..

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