My Lord is Kept at (e)Bay by Matthew ZangenWe found the holy grail.
Authentic, good condition.
Britney Spears'
crumpled up dixie cup.
Red smeared kiss
stuck on its wax lip.
5 minutes remaining:
buy now.
Ninja bids high
BUY NOW.
You win life;
God loves you. 10/22/2006 Author's Note: Get off the Internet.
Posted on 10/22/2006 Copyright © 2024 Matthew Zangen
Member Comments on this Poem |
Posted by A. Paige White on 10/22/06 at 04:03 PM Nix that nexus: Internet! This gave me a grin. |
Posted by Therese Elaine on 11/17/06 at 04:44 PM A good reminder that just because you CAN find anything on Ebay, doesn't mean you need to buy it. Particularly if it happens to pertain to Britney Spears.... |
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