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My Lord is Kept at (e)Bay

by Matthew Zangen

We found the holy grail.
Authentic, good condition.

Britney Spears'
crumpled up dixie cup.
Red smeared kiss
stuck on its wax lip.

5 minutes remaining:
buy now.
Ninja bids high
BUY NOW.

You win life;
God loves you.

10/22/2006

Author's Note: Get off the Internet.

Posted on 10/22/2006
Copyright © 2024 Matthew Zangen

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by A. Paige White on 10/22/06 at 04:03 PM

Nix that nexus: Internet! This gave me a grin.

Posted by Therese Elaine on 11/17/06 at 04:44 PM

A good reminder that just because you CAN find anything on Ebay, doesn't mean you need to buy it. Particularly if it happens to pertain to Britney Spears....

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