by Dave Fitzgerald
Grandad Albert went to town
Riding on a donkey,
He took it down to the Racehorse track
And found its legs were wonkey.
So then old Albert bought a horse.
It trained in Albuquerque.
But the gamblers were not fooled,
They called it Alberts Turkey!
Author's Note: I never had a Grandad Albert, but I dare say the ones I had were just as daft :)
Posted on 09/18/2006
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