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Grandad Albert

by Dave Fitzgerald

Grandad Albert went to town
Riding on a donkey,
He took it down to the Racehorse track
And found its legs were wonkey.

So then old Albert bought a horse.
It trained in Albuquerque.
But the gamblers were not fooled,
They called it Alberts Turkey!


Author's Note: I never had a Grandad Albert, but I dare say the ones I had were just as daft :)

Posted on 09/18/2006
Copyright © 2024 Dave Fitzgerald

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Joan Serratelli on 09/18/06 at 12:12 PM

Very funny and I loved the image! Enjoyable read :-)

Posted by Charlie Morgan on 09/19/06 at 02:43 PM

...dave, yeah, cute & funny, ol' uncle albert from somewhere will get you for that one!...peace, chaz

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