The Drill Instructor briefed his troops,
Recruits of deepest green.
Once their mission was loud and clear
He dropped his face of mean.
Be very careful out there lads.
Watch out for the quagmires.
Make sure you stear very clear,
For the consequence is dire.
The young soldiers set about their task
With pretend courage and real pride.
But that was lost when they heard...
"QUAGMIRE! RUN AND HIDE!"

09/15/2006